What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 01:54

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-All the bad guys are black.
You Only Live Twice
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
From Russia With Love
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
A View to a Kill
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Octopussy
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Goldfinger
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Moonraker
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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Dr No
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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Live and Let Die
-”Ah so!”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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